New defensive stat for injuries?

Now I know this will never actually happen and it would be purely be for fan enjoyment, but what if there was a new defensive stat for injuring players from the other team. You know you're proud of it (when your team takes someone out), especially when it is someone significant. You feel like other teams later in the season that don't have to deal with that injured player should be thanking your defense. Well we can always entertain our fantasies on here (not a euphemism) so here it goes:

1. If injured player has to sit out for 1-3 weeks, your defense gets one point.
2. If injured player has to sit out for 3-6 weeks, your defense gets two points.
3. If injured player has to sit out for 6-10 weeks, your defense gets three points.
4. If injured player has to sit out for 10-16 weeks, your defense gets four points.

Clearly this will NEVER be implicated, mainly because it's rude to the injured players, but it would be fun for us, the fans.